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Group selfie of friends enjoying a vibrant street in a European city during a vacation.

European Vacation 2024 Roll Call – All present and accounted for!

Carter and I were brainstorming ideas for my 57th birthday. We love to travel, and had been on a trip with Jim and Mitch Morgan to Dublin for the boys’ birthdays. I like the band Air, and they were playing in Copenhagen and later in Saint-Malo, France, two weeks apart. I suggested we see the band in both places and plan a trip around these endpoints to connect the dots. Our good friend Paul Ellington would be in Copenhagen along with the resident Viking, Sebastian. Unkle Sean agreed to join on the Denmark leg as he had nearby business. We like cars, so I suggested renting BMW’s in Stuttgart for all the driving, as Stuttgart is home to both the Porsche and Mercedes museums. I also noticed that the famous NΓΌrburgring racetrack was nearby. What about a few laps around the track? Rhone is a Luxemburger, so that was definitely a required stop. We like Champagne – Reims it is. In 1990, I visited the Brittany and Normandy towns of Saint-Malo, a famous walled city, and the iconic Mont Saint-Michel. I said to Carter, ‘You must see these.’ Paris seemed like a decent departure point. The route was set, and soon the planning of the itinerary commenced. National Lampoon’s European Vacation was set!

First stop – Copenhagen

A vibrant scene at Nyhavn, Copenhagen, featuring colorful buildings, a bustling waterfront lined with cafes, and a classic boat moored in the canal.
Colorful buildings along the Nyhavn waterfront in Copenhagen, bustling with people and reflecting in the water.

I love the Nyhaven area for its colorful, picturesque buildings, touristy cafes, and hip vibe. It never gets boring and is such an eminently iconic area in Copenhagen.

Group selfie in Copenhagen, featuring three men smiling in front of colorful buildings and a church tower, with a cloudy sky overhead.
The start of our Copenhagen tour

Denmark is known for its Danish design. I have loved Danish design since I was a teenager, and it’s always a joy to walk around the numerous furniture studios, searching for the next must-have piece.

A pink sign announcing the opening of an exciting new store soon.

We made our obligatory pilgrimage to Restaurant Schonnemann.

A close-up view of a painted wall featuring the word 'BAR' in bold, black letters on a textured white background.

Watch Buying

Watch buying is a tradition on the Hadland vacations. I famously tell my sons and their friends, I buy, I do not shop, period. I like watches. Besides fine dining, I travel to buy watches, Moncler jackets I don’t really need, but really want, and take many photos of interesting things to me.

I initially visited the Omega store, one of my favorite brands. Carter told Mitch ‘Do not let my Dad go watch shopping’. Mitch is great at following instructions. Soon, I was sharing the art of buying. Walk into the store, request some Champagne, and let the sellers entice the buyers.

Two men sitting on a couch in a luxury store, one making a peace sign and the other smiling.
A man in a pink shirt and glasses is discussing a watch purchase with a female shop attendant in a luxury watch store, with a champagne glass held in the foreground.
A young man examines watches in a display case while using a smartphone to take notes or check information.
Sam on Damage Control, sort of!
A man and a woman posing together, both smiling, with a bottle of Hendrick's gin held in front of them. The background has leafy plants and a textured wall.
Two smiling men holding drinks while posing for a photo in front of a decorative background.
Close-up of an Omega Seamaster watch on a person's wrist, featuring a black dial with turquoise accents and a rubber strap, with a blurred background of cobblestone street and a person walking.
Happy Birthday to me!

Now, as fate would have it, Swatch was dropping a scarce watch, the Omega/Swatch Super Blue Moon. Sold for only about 22 days, and available only in Omega boutiques, I spent two days waiting until after closing to secure the rare timepiece. Sebastian was good enough to accompany me on both outings. Each time, the person ahead of us, after queuing, would post-closing secure their treasure, and when it was our turn, there would be no booty left. I was less than pleased. After explaining my plight to the lovely people at the Omega boutique, I was informed by my salesperson that she had called the European manager of Swatch and pulled some strings on my behalf. On our next Swatch store queue outing, we finally secured our treasure! I guess it helped that I purchased a nice Omega for my birthday.

Two friends happily displaying their Omega and Swatch watch boxes under a festive outdoor canopy.
Matchy Matchy!
Two men posing for a selfie at an outdoor cafΓ©, wearing sunglasses and casual attire.
Two men posing for a selfie outside the Swatch store, with a crowd in the background.

Next some city touring was in order.

Noma

We had the good fortune to score a last-minute lunch reservation at the three-Michelin-starred restaurant Noma.

The Three-Hour Tour

Unkle Sean is great for trips. He plans culturally interesting itineraries and always has innovative ideas for excursions. He suggested a picturesque boat tour around the waterways of Copenhagen. I agreed once again that this was a brilliant idea. We had to take two boats due to timing. As we watched from afar, it appeared that Sean was tardy for the launch. We saw him running across the dock to the boat. I had never seen Sean run before. Realize we have been friends for 25 years, and not in a single instance have I ever seen him run. I grabbed Carter and told him to watch as history was in the making.

Three men sitting together on a boat, smiling for the camera, with a modern building and blue sky in the background.
Apparently Sean made the boat in time.
A group selfie featuring three men sitting together, with one wearing sunglasses and a blue Italian soccer jersey, against an urban backdrop.
View of the Copenhagen Opera House from the water, with a boat in the foreground and a clear blue sky with scattered clouds.
The contemporary Copenhagen Opera House with glass and mirrored facade reflecting the cityscape, viewed from the water.
A scenic view of modern buildings along the waterfront in Copenhagen, with clear blue skies and people enjoying the area.
Group of friends on a boat in Copenhagen, enjoying drinks and the scenic waterfront view.
A view from a boat navigating the waters of Copenhagen, showcasing the vibrant waterfront with people enjoying the sun, sailboats, modern buildings, and a clear blue sky.
A picturesque view of a marina in Copenhagen, featuring various boats docked along the water, with clear skies and vintage buildings in the background.
A modern building with a reflective facade situated on the waterfront in Copenhagen, under a clear blue sky.
A scenic view of the waterfront in Copenhagen, showcasing modern architecture with glass buildings reflecting the blue sky, and a bridge crossing over the calm water.
A scenic view of a calm canal in Copenhagen, featuring boats moored along the water's edge, contrasting modern buildings and colorful brick structures under a clear blue sky.
View of Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen with a clear blue sky.
A vibrant waterfront view of a restaurant with a red exterior and yellow umbrellas, alongside a scenic canal, under a clear blue sky.
Group of friends enjoying a scenic boat ride on a body of water during sunset.
A view of a harbor with a warship docked, featuring a bright blue sky and some clouds. In the foreground, yellow buoys are floating in the water.
Scenic view of a sunset over the water in Copenhagen, with buildings and boats silhouetted against the golden sky.
A picturesque view of a bustling street in Copenhagen's Nyhavn area during sunset, featuring colorful buildings, outdoor seating, and lamp posts.
A selfie of two individuals in a vibrant waterfront area, with colorful buildings in the background and people enjoying the evening sunlight.
Two men standing on a railing with drinks, silhouetted against a vibrant sunset.
TheHad Dad and Rhone – the sky was on fire!
A selfie of a person wearing sunglasses and a wide-brimmed hat, standing in a restaurant setting, with a female staff member in a white shirt and black apron visible in the background.
A picturesque view of Nyhavn in Copenhagen at sunset, featuring colorful buildings, bustling crowds, outdoor cafes, and bicycles lined along the cobblestone walkway.
A vibrant street scene in Copenhagen's Nyhavn area, featuring colorful buildings, outdoor dining, and a sunset sky, with people leisurely walking along the waterfront.
A vibrant view of the iconic Nyhavn area in Copenhagen, featuring colorful historical buildings, a lively atmosphere, and rainbow flags hanging across the street.

Dinner would be at Goldfinch, a lovely Chinese Restaurant located on the Kongens Nytorv Square across from the famous D’Angleterre Hotel.

Three young men smiling and posing together in a restaurant, sitting at a table with drinks and a decorative backdrop.
A close-up photo of two men taking a selfie at a restaurant, with one man smiling and the other looking serious.

Rhone went missing under mysterious circumstances at dinner. He arrived that day and let his phone die, so I was unable to track him. A bit worried about a child (6’4″ 230 lbs) missing, I sent the boys on a recon mission to find him. Carter issued a BOLO to the police and anxiously searched and awaited any news of a Rhone sighting.

Two young men posing for a photo outdoors, one wearing a blue Italy jersey and sunglasses, the other in a light-colored shirt. They appear relaxed and cheerful.
A young man looking stressed while sitting at a table with a smartphone in front of him. He has a concerned expression, with one hand on his forehead and a can of sparkling water beside him. His shirt has a noticeable stain.
Carter diligently manned the search for Rhone.

Sean and I were distraught and did the only reasonable thing one would do in this situation. We returned to Balthazar, a nearby Champagne bar, and did the only civilized thing to do in this predicament – we ordered a bottle of bubbly and some caviar as we pondered our next move in this terribly disquieting situation.

A table setting featuring a glass of champagne, a plate of small pancakes, deviled eggs, and a bowl of assorted nuts, with a luxurious ambiance.

After profound enlightenment and long contemplation, and after concluding the bottle, I suggested we return to the scene of the crime and search for Rhone in the park. He was soon found, largely unscathed, within 5 minutes. Old age and treachery will always win over youth and skill.

Exterior view of Hotel d'Angleterre in Copenhagen, beautifully illuminated at night with flags displayed on the roof.
Found Rhone

Stuttgart

We caught an early flight to Stuttgart, our next stop, the cathedral of precision for German car engineering (Carter would add in Munich for the storied Bavarian manufacturer – BMW – Bavarian Motor Works). Stuttgart is less a city and more a pilgrimage route for four-wheeled German-engineered machines. However, we quickly discovered that it was a less-than-ideal place to visit – very industrial, gritty, and under a continuous effort of reconstruction. It was the least favorite city on the tour, let alone all of Europe. Our hotel was located on a street under construction for at least 500 meters, and there was nothing walkable – terrible, just terrible. Plus, it was about 100 degrees. I consulted with Jim and the group and cut our two-day stay short to swap a day in Stuttgart for an extra day in Luxembourg. Jim agreed, and according to his football math, we scored the two-point conversion for the go-ahead score.

First Stop – Porsche Museum

A view of a modern urban area featuring gray buildings, a pedestrian bridge, and people walking, set against a clear blue sky.
The factory where they paint all 911 chassis
An aerial view of four high-end cars parked in a lot, their reflections distorted on a diamond-patterned glass surface.
A classic red Porsche 911 stands in a well-lit workshop, showcasing its sleek design and shiny chrome details.
A red Porsche 911 (referred to as 901) displayed in a museum, showcasing its classic design. A man is seen speaking nearby.

The Porsche 901 is a legend. That’s because it was the forerunner of the 911. Porsche unveiled a production-ready vehicle, but within just a few weeks, the coupΓ© had to be renamed as a result of a trademark dispute with Peugeot, which owned the trademark on any car designation with a X0X, where the zero is in the middle. From then on, it was known as the 911. All of the customer vehicles produced up to that point were manufactured as 901 vehicles, but sold as 911 vehicles. This was the original, first restored 911.

A classic Porsche race car displayed in a museum, featuring a striking blue and red paint scheme with the number 27 prominently featured on its side.
A pink Porsche 917 race car on display in a museum, with a crowd of visitors admiring it.
The famous pig
A silver Porsche Carrera GT displayed in a museum, showcasing its sleek design and luxurious interior.
Side view of a Porsche Carrera GT with the car door opened, showcasing its sleek interior and design.
A silver Porsche 959 sports car displayed in a museum, showcasing its sleek design and distinctive features.
Close-up of a person's hands holding a colorful racing steering wheel featuring various buttons and dials, showcasing advanced controls for a high-performance vehicle.
Close-up of a classic car's door featuring the Martini International Club logo with a safety belt design.
Rear view of a Porsche 911 race car with a distinctive Martini racing livery, showcasing its prominent rear spoiler and racing decals.

Mercedes Museum

The Mercedes-Benz Museum, featuring modern architecture with a metallic facade and large glass windows, surrounded by greenery and a clear blue sky.
My Cathedral
A classic Mercedes-Benz car with a sleek design and a white exterior, featuring distinctive gullwing doors. The red interior contrasts with the exterior. In the background, a crowd of people is admiring the car and exploring the exhibit.
A classic Mercedes-Benz car displayed in a museum, with a silver racing car sitting on top of a blue vintage Mercedes truck.
A white Mercedes-Benz G-Class vehicle with a transparent enclosure on display at a car museum, surrounded by visitors taking photos.
The Pope Mobile
Aerial view of a modern car exhibition featuring various vintage and contemporary racing cars, including sleek sports models displayed on a circular platform with informative displays around.
A detailed cutaway view of a car transmission, showing internal gears, components, and mechanisms displayed on a white pedestal in a modern exhibition space.
A collection of vintage silver Mercedes racing cars displayed in a modern museum setting, featuring various models including those numbered 36, 122, and 178, with visitors admiring the exhibits.
Interior view of a museum showcasing a silver concept car on display, with visitors observing the exhibit.
Top view of a sleek Formula 1 racing car on a patterned floor featuring pit crew graphics.
A 2001 Mercedes-Benz race truck engine displayed on a pedestal, featuring a detailed view of its intricate components and design.

Luxembourg

With Stuttgart finally behind us, we made our way to the tax haven of Luxembourg. This was a special stop as Rhone is a citizen of Luxembourg, a true Luxembourger. Thank god we came early. The town is lovely, and our hotel, a restored series of townhouses centered in the pedestrian square, was a respite from German hospitality.

Image of a highway scene showing a mix of vehicles including cars and trucks on a well-maintained road surrounded by green foliage.

Back on the road again…

A view of cars driving inside a tunnel with bright lights illuminating the walls and traffic signals visible ahead.
A tall statue on a pedestal located between two buildings, with bright blue sky in the background.
Two men enjoying drinks on a terrace with a view of a cityscape and blue sky.
The elegantly embossed sign of La Cristallerie restaurant, reading 'Le Place D'Armes' on a textured grey background.

Koln aka Cologne

Due to a miscommunication and a lost in translation exchange between German and English while changing the date of our drive on the famous NΓΌrburgring race track, we found ourselves with eight hours of free time in Germany. The famed NΓΌrburgring track is in the middle of nowhere, Germany. We discussed our options and felt a side trip to Cologne for lunch would be a good use of time and a cultural experience. We had a tight window to drive to the city, have lunch, and return for our laps on the most famous track of them all.

A road sign indicating a highway entrance, featuring a blue background with a white graphic of two lanes converging.
The Autobahn – Wir fahr’n, fahr’n, fahr’n auf der Autobahn

Queue the Kraftwerk, we were driving on the Autobahn. Now, as I learned the hard way, the Autobahn does indeed have sections with speed limits. I was most successful at finding them.

A formal document addressed to Mark Hadland regarding a traffic violation and fine in Trier, Germany, dated August 5, 2024.
Busted

Jim and I opted for a quick tour of the famous Cologne Cathedral. Construction started in 1248 and was finally completed according to its original plans in 1880. The towers, with their two massive spires, give the cathedral the most prominent faΓ§ade of any church in the world.

Facade of St. Vitus Cathedral, showcasing intricate Gothic architecture with spires and detailed carvings.
View of the St. Vitus Cathedral with its intricate gothic architecture, showcasing spires and detailed stonework against a blue sky.
A young man stands near the riverbank in Cologne, Germany, with the Cologne Cathedral and a bridge visible in the background under a cloudy sky.

With our obligatory magnet purchase complete and the end of a short, unmemorable lunch, we resumed our trip to the track.

Map view of the NΓΌrburgring racetrack in Germany, showing track layout and surrounding roads.
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NΓΌrburgring

Signage of the NΓΌrburgring racetrack, featuring the name 'nΓΌrburgring' in bold red letters against a metallic background.
Every lap tells a story; some are thrillers, some are tragedies, and all are expensive.
Map of the NΓΌrburgring racetrack showing routes, spectator areas, and nearby towns.

Our highly anticipated laps around the most famous race track in the world quickly spiraled into a complete clusterfuck. What I thought would be an hour of coaching, driving, car, and track review ended up being two random German instructors meeting us at the crowded entrance to the track, which, by the way, is a public road open to any driver paying the daily fee. We were instructed to jump in the cars and drive. No instruction, random people, and vehicles from every walk of life were moving with us. In general, I had no objection, but I was expecting a very different experience. Realize this is the track that all manufacturers in the world use to time their cars for the fastest lap. We were not officially timed, but we were driving a 911 GT3RS, one of the world’s fastest cars. Current record lap times are just over seven minutes. I clocked in between 11 and 12 minutes for my laps. Regardless, it was a total blast to drive these fast cars on this storied track.

A sleek grey sports car with black wheels and a large rear spoiler, parked in a busy automotive gathering. The car features a blue sticker on its side that reads 'BIG GARAGE'.
Front view of a gray Porsche 718 Cayman GT4 with blue racing stripes parked in a garage surrounded by other cars.
A group of six people standing beside two luxury sports cars in a parking lot, with lush greenery in the background.
A panoramic view of a parking area near a racetrack featuring various cars, including sports cars, sedan and hatchback models. People are gathered in groups, engaged in conversation, with a backdrop of cloudy skies and green hills.
A group of people gathered around luxury sports cars, including a yellow and a grey vehicle, at an outdoor car meet. The background shows greenery and a cloudy sky.

With our laps at the track complete, we returned to Luxembourg for dinner and our final night in the town.

View of a square in Luxembourg City at sunset, featuring a statue and buildings with colorful facades under a cloudy sky.
A sunset view of a square in Luxembourg featuring a statue, surrounded by historical buildings and trees. A small group of people can be seen gathering near the statue.

Carter found a Michelin-recommended restaurant, Clairfountaine, for dinner. Some folks were tired from a very long day of driving, so we were at a small table. The food and service were impeccable. We even learned the difference between Puligny and Chassagne Montrachet.

An elegant appetizer presentation at a Michelin-starred restaurant, featuring two small bites on one side and two shot glasses of liquid on the other, all displayed on a metallic serving tray.

Champagne

Our next destination after Luxembourg was Reims in the Champagne region of France. It was one of our longest driving segments, and we happily took our pair of BMW wagons on the open roads of the Autoroute de France.

After some thoughtful and insightful contemplation of the majesty of the history and architecture before us, it was time to do the only reasonable thing before us – dine!

A historic square in Reims, France, featuring a prominent statue surrounded by classic buildings and a clear blue sky.

Dinner for the evening was at Millenaire, a seafood-focused restaurant that was highly recommended. The food was decent and the whole experience a bit weird. Our waiter resembled a cartoon character straight from Tintin, and we were confused when Jim’s martini was made only with Martini vermouth. At least the meal was beautiful and good.

La CathΓ©drale de Reims

A view of the Reims Cathedral with its ornate Gothic architecture under a clear blue sky.
Reims Cathedral

Reims is home to one of the largest Gothic cathedrals in France, rivaling Notre Dame. Completed in 1275, it was the traditional location for the coronation of the Kings of France.

A selfie of two men in front of the Reims Cathedral, showcasing its intricate Gothic architecture.

I arranged a tour of the Cathedral, where we were allowed to climb the 500+ steps up a narrow spiral stone staircase to the bell tower and upper roof, with vaulted ceilings and ramparts at the top.

Interior view of a vaulted wooden structure with intricate beams and lighting, showcasing architectural design.
Amazing concrete rib vaults. We were able to walk across the entire length of the span.
A panoramic view of a cityscape featuring a mix of traditional and modern buildings under a partly cloudy sky.

Epernay

A picturesque view of lush vineyards with neatly aligned rows under a blue sky with fluffy clouds, showcasing the scenic landscape of the Champagne region in France.

We traveled to Epernay, the true heart of the Champagne. I arranged a private tour of the caves and tasting flights. There are miles of caves carved into the chalk-like earth, housing hundreds of millions of dollars’ worth of Champagne, the magical beverage of kings. This was only one Champagne house. The ground is literally a buried treasure.

Street sign for 'Avenue de Champagne' in Epernay, France, featuring a blue background with white text.
A French mansion with ornate architecture, featuring balconies and window shutters, surrounded by a gated entrance and greenery, under a blue sky with clouds.
A beautifully landscaped courtyard featuring a floral design, flanked by elegant buildings under a bright blue sky with fluffy clouds.
Two individuals sitting on a couch in a luxurious setting with golden wall art and a decorative plant in front.
Dimly lit underground cellar corridor lined with stone walls and illuminated by soft lighting, showcasing wine racks.
A dimly lit cellar showcasing neatly stacked wine bottles, with a wooden sign displaying '92M393 P046 0098' in bright yellow lettering.
Sign for Caves Cousin indicating galleries and area size, in French.
A black wine cooler with a bottle of champagne and two corks on a black napkin beside it, against a rustic brick wall.

After a lovely tour of the grottoesque caverns storing copious amounts of aged Champagne, we embarked on the next stage of this nearly spiritual journey to appreciate the magic and alchemy of the union of grape juice and yeast. It took blessedly long to get to this stage.

This is P2. The minimum aging for a standard Dom PΓ©rignon vintage is eight years, but this varies for its “PlΓ©nitude” releases. The P2 (PlΓ©nitude 2) vintage is aged for a minimum of 15 years, and the P3 (PlΓ©nitude 3) is aged for a minimum of 25 years. 

Two bottles of Dom Perignon Champagne from different vintages (2015 and 2006) alongside elegant champagne glasses on a table with ambient purple lighting in a brick cellar.
An interior view of a dimly lit tunnel with purple lighting, showcasing a long, minimalist table set with glasses.
A display of different sizes of MoΓ«t & Chandon champagne bottles arranged in a row on a shelf, with a soft, illuminated background featuring the brand name.
Front view of the ornate entrance to a museum, featuring elaborate architecture and decorative iron gates against a blue sky.

And off to Perrier Jouet for more tasting. They are famous for their Belle Epoque Flower Bottle.

A selfie of two men wearing sunglasses, smiling in front of a beautiful historical building with gardens and blue skies.

After we toured the Champagne houses in Epernay, we returned to Reims for our final evening. Our hotel was situated across the courtyard from the Cathedral, and our patio was an ideal place for dinner. After our latest voyage into haute cuisine, we all wished we had dined here again.

A beautifully presented plate featuring a slice of meat topped with a green leaf, served in a creamy sauce with decorative drizzles of green and brown sauces around the edge.
Close-up of a napkin featuring the logo of 'la grande Georgette' with an illustration of a car, placed on a red table with the restaurant name visible.
A close-up view of a beautifully plated dish featuring thinly sliced orange and green garnishes in a rustic bowl.
A side view of the Reims Cathedral showcasing its intricate Gothic architecture and twin towers against a blue sky.
A small, elegantly presented dish containing a creamy sauce with thin slices of some kind of garnish, accompanied by small nut-like pieces, set on a textured plate.
Reflection of a historic church facade viewed through a glass doorway with greenery and outdoor seating visible in the foreground.
A bowl of delicately arranged seafood served with broth and edible flowers, showcasing a gourmet dining experience.
Selfie of two men in front of the Reims Cathedral, showcasing intricate Gothic architecture in the background.
A beautifully plated dish featuring a creamy soup topped with edible flower petals and a frothy texture, served in a white bowl.

After dinner, we met a group of young Belgian men who invited us to a club in their chauffeured car. They were rather friendly fellows, generous with magnums of Veuve Cliquot, and introduced us to all sorts of fun at the club.

A group of young men laughing and having fun at a bar, with one person being playfully held upside-down.

After an evening of fun and libations with the Belgians, it was time to move on to our next destination. We had another long driving day ahead of us.

Saint Malo

After hours of driving with Jim, we passed Paris, en route to Saint-Malo. Near Le Mans, I channeled my inner race car driver and made a second, unplanned donation to France’s K-12 education system, all while making new friends.

A blue sports car with 'Gendarmerie' written on the side, parked on an asphalt road with fields in the background.
A blue sports car with 'GENDARMERIE' written on the side, indicating it belongs to the French police. The car features black wheels with red brake calipers, and the interior is visible through the open door.
A man stands with two police officers beside a police car on a road with a cloudy sky in the background.

I was driving a German car with German plates, and the Police man immediately admonished me for not respecting France’s laws. He then inquired if I was German, to which I replied, ‘Nein.’ He then asked if I was French, and in my best French accent, I replied, ‘Non.’ Confused, he then asked me what I was. I replied American. He then presented me with a breathalyzer test and asked if I had been drinking. Jim chimed in and replied ‘Not yet. I took the test and passed, of course, and he handed me the plastic mouthpiece from the device. I asked him if I should piss in it. Not amused, his demeanor and visage changed positively when I asked him what that strange blue car was that caught up with me. He replied, ‘It’s a French supercar, Alpine,’ to which I replied, ‘I did not know the French made a supercar.’ I asked to see their car and received a full tour of the French excellence in supercar automotive engineering.

We arrived in Saint-Malo, the terminus of the music-planned trip, where Air was playing at the Route du Rocher. It was raining, so I opted to have dinner in town and skip the show. We stayed at the beautiful Le Grand Hotel Des Thermes, a seaside resort and spa set on the beach.

A view of the ocean with distant islands visible under cloudy skies.
A view of a beach with sandy shores, gentle waves, and a cloudy sky. Small figures are seen walking along the beach, with distant islands visible on the horizon.

We settled into town for the evening to explore the walled city and enjoy some of the local cuisine. We sampled some local mussels and found a restaurant with a very gregarious proprietor.

A group of five friends enjoying dinner at a restaurant, sitting around a table with food and wine. They appear to be in a lively atmosphere with street scenes visible through the window.
Jim was ecstatic when I filled his wine glass to the rim with a perfect meniscus.
A group of six friends enjoying dinner at a restaurant table, smiling and posing for a selfie with glasses of wine on the table, in a vibrant urban setting at night.
Two friends smiling and making funny faces for a selfie, standing close together in front of a restaurant window with people inside.

Le Anniversaire

August 17th was my birthday. As luck would have it, one of the more esoteric HiFi brands, Totaldac, was located about an hour’s drive away in a rural farm village. I set off in the BMW and navigated my way down narrow farm roads and through towns to meet with Vincent Brient, the owner and sole designer and manufacturer of all Totaldac products. It’s unusual and rare to have a company of such high-end audio products owned and operated by a single individual. Vincent and I spent about two hours discussing his products, his engineering background, and listening to his systems. I hope to have one of these trapezoidal monoliths in my Hi-Fi racks someday.

A Totaldac audio device with a digital display indicating input and volume levels, placed on a white shelf.
A spacious audio setup featuring a pair of tall speakers, multiple audio components on a rack, and a banner with the brand name 'Totaldac' in the background.
The reference system
A setup of high-end audio equipment featuring multiple Totaldac components, including amplifiers and audio processors, arranged neatly on a shelf with visible wiring and adjacent audio gear in the background.
Stacks of DACs
A high-end audio setup featuring multiple Totaldac components, including amplifiers and a digital audio player, displayed on a sleek shelf in a studio environment.
Monoblock Amps
A cluttered shelving unit displaying various containers filled with small parts and hardware, alongside additional boxes and miscellaneous items.
Vincent uses exceptionally precise Russian made resistors in his DACs
A close-up view of a circuit board with various electronic components and cables, placed on a shelf amidst other items.
A totaldac audio device showing its interface with input and volume level displayed.

After treating myself to a great birthday Hi-Fi audio experience, I returned to Saint-Malo to tour the walled city with the gang. I visited Saint-Malo in 1999 and found it to be one of the most interesting towns in France.

A man wearing sunglasses stands on a seaside promenade in Saint-Malo, France, with colorful historical buildings in the background and a sandy beach nearby.
A lively street performance in a bustling town center, featuring a choir of elderly singers in striped shirts. The crowd around them enjoys the music, with shops lining the street creating a vibrant atmosphere.
A scenic view of a coastal area featuring a sandy beach and an old stone fort situated on a rocky island, surrounded by clear blue water and gentle waves under a partly cloudy sky.
A smiling man and a young man pose for a selfie by the seaside, with a small island and cloudy sky in the background.
A group of four men smiling for a selfie by the ocean, wearing casual clothing and hats, with a cloudy sky in the background.
Sporting my new French Disorder hat – Thanks, Mitch. I have matching socks now, too.
A serene beach view with soft waves lapping at the shore, under a sky filled with clouds and a warm sunset glow in the distance, capturing a tranquil moment by the sea.
So many photos of the sea and sky look like impressionist paintings

After hours of touring the walled city, it was now time for my birthday dinner.

Carter picked La Brasserie du Sillon, located on the boardwalk, for the celebration.

A serene beach scene at sunset with a person standing in the shallow water, surrounded by a vast sky filled with clouds illuminated by soft colors.
It was a great birthday, especially celebrated with these friends.

Le Pourquoi Pas

While in Saint-Malo, Carter discovered a Michelin-starred gem called Pourquoi Pas β€” literally, β€œWhy Not?” Nestled in Dinard, a charming seaside resort town just across the estuary, the restaurant sits within Castelbrac, a cliffside hotel that seems to hover gracefully above the water. The setting alone promised something special.

As we settled into our table overlooking the bay, the waiter revealed that the evening’s entire tasting menu would be dedicated to one star ingredient: lobster. We exchanged a few curious glances β€” an all-lobster menu felt like a culinary gamble β€” but any hesitation quickly faded. Each course unfolded like a love letter to the sea, and by the second bite, our trepidation had given way to pure delight. The surprise hit on the menu was a lobster sausage, easily one of the best lobster preparations and sausages I have had the pleasure of consuming.

Menu cover of 'Pourquoi Pas' restaurant featuring the name styled in white on an orange background with a shell graphic.

After lunch, we took a walking tour around Dinard to appreciate its attractions as a seaside summer resort town. It is truly a lovely place, and I would love to return to stay at Hotel Castlebrac and dine at Pourquoi Pas.

A row of blue and white striped beach cabanas set up on the sandy beach with the sea in the background under a clear blue sky.
Selfie of two individuals posing by the waterfront, with a scenic view of sailboats and greenery in the background.
A scenic view of a beach in Saint-Malo, France, with people walking along the shore, rocky formations, and distant islands under a clear blue sky.
A scenic view of a coastal area featuring a green swimming pool surrounded by rocky shore, with buildings and trees on a hillside in the background under a clear blue sky.

Mont Saint-Michel

Clearly, the potential epic stop on our tour was Mont Saint-Michel. Not only were we visiting the famed ancient Monastery, we were actually spending the night on the rock. In days of old, the island was only accessible during low tide. Later, a road was built for access during any lunar gravitational pull. I visited in the late 1990’s, so I was excited to return with Carter. Today, one parks about 2km away, takes a bus to a stop, and walks several hundred yards to the medieval entrance. As we were staying on the island, we had our suitcases in tow. It was a bitch navigating the exiting crowds up a steep cobblestone path to eventually find our lodging and ascend four flights of narrow stairs, bags in tow. This, however, was a brilliant plan, as we arrived as the crowds were draining down the streets and had the roam of the rock literally to ourselves for the evening.

Mont Saint-Michel, featuring its iconic medieval architecture, rises majestically from the surrounding sandy shores under a clear blue sky, with visitors strolling along the walkway.
Selfie of two people in front of Mont Saint-Michel, a historic island commune in Normandy, France, known for its medieval architecture.
A scenic view of Mont Saint-Michel with its historic buildings and rooftops in the foreground, overlooking the sandy shore and tidal waters below, under a bright blue sky with scattered clouds.
A scenic view of Mont Saint-Michel, showcasing the iconic rooftops of the buildings in the foreground, with the expansive bay and sandy beach visible in the background under a partly cloudy sky.
View from the top of Mont Saint-Michel showing the surrounding sea and a medieval structure casting a shadow.
Sign for 'La Vieille Auberge' restaurant and hotel featuring a painted figure of a king, displayed on a stone wall.
A scenic view of the fortifications at Mont Saint-Michel, showcasing a stone wall with a medieval building in the background and the sea to the right under a twilight sky.

We spent hours touring the cobblestone paths and ramparts, feeling like we were living in medieval times, centuries ago. After dinner, the sun set and the tide went out – the magic was about to begin. The moon was full and presented one of the most magical sights I have ever witnessed, Mont Saint-Michel a nuit.

A night view of Mont Saint-Michel, showcasing its illuminated buildings and spire against a cloudy sky.
Mont Saint-Michel illuminated at night, showcasing its historic architecture atop a rocky island against a dark sky.

The moon was full, and we walked out to the beach at low tide.

Silhouette of a castle-like structure against a dark, cloudy sky at night, with a reflection on the wet sand in the foreground.
Night view of Mont Saint-Michel illuminated, showcasing its medieval architecture and surrounding landscape.
A nighttime view of a calm beach with a pier extending into the water, illuminated by the moonlight and surrounded by soft clouds.
Moonlight illumination of the entrance road
Two individuals on a beach at night, one assisting the other in removing their shoe.
My failed attempt to cross the waning tide to reach an Island in the distance.
A group of four people poses together at night, smiling and enjoying their time together.
Hijinks at low tide

Le Mont Saint-Michel

A view of Mont Saint-Michel, a historic island commune in Normandy, France, showcasing the medieval architecture of its abbey atop a rocky hill.

Staying the night on the rock had its advantages. We woke early and were able to beat the morning crowds to tour the monastery.

A courtyard of Mont Saint-Michel monastery featuring arched columns and a grassy area with lanterns arranged upright.
The cloister
A view of a medieval stone building at Mont Saint-Michel, with the ocean and a small island in the background, under a cloudy sky.
The island I thought I could walk to on the prior evening
A low-angle view of the medieval architecture of Mont Saint-Michel, showcasing its stone walls and the tall spire reaching into a cloudy sky.

Normandy

After our tour of Mont Saint-Michel, we stopped at Omaha Beach in Normandy to pay our respects to the WWII veterans and take a somber moment of remembrance for the sacrifices made for our freedoms.

A view of the American Cemetery and Memorial in Normandy, featuring neatly arranged rows of white grave markers, a reflecting pool, and well-maintained greenery, with visitors walking along the pathways.
A silver abstract sculpture stands on the sandy shore next to the ocean, with people walking in the background along the beach.

Paris

We had a few hours in Paris before our flight home, so we toured some sights and caught up with my long-time Friend Xavier. Interesting, I have known Jim and Xavier for 41 years.

A view of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris, decorated with colorful Paralympic symbols. The monument stands tall against a cloudy sky, with people gathered around its base.
A colorful construction banner displaying 'PARIS 2024' with various codes and numbers on it, indicating different sections for the upcoming Olympics.

We enjoyed dinner at a French bistro and drinks at the bar of the famed Hotel de Crillon, where Xavier had performed some DJ sets.

Two men posing together in a stylish hotel lounge, making peace signs with their fingers.
Friends for over 41 years.
A man sitting at a piano in an elegantly decorated lounge with marble walls, cozy lighting, and patrons sitting at tables in the background.
Playing some tunes on the piano

After an amazingly adventurous and exhausting trip, we were set to return home. This was our second international vacation with Jim and Mitch Morgan. Carter and Mitch had been friends for years when, in about 2023, Carter asked if I knew a Jim Morgan. “Yeah, I went to high school with him.” We reconnected and have become fast friends ever since. Father-son trips are the best. It was great to spend so much time with Carter, Rhone, Jim, Mitch, Sam, Sean, Paul, Sebastian, and Xavier exploring Europe on our 2024 National European Vacation.

Looking forward to 2026!

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